#364/367 - 12/29/2024

Title: My Toaster A large single panel comic depicting sheet music for a song called 'My Toaster'. The lyrics are as follows: Verse 1 I wake up late got to be at work in half an hour well now that's just great I don't have time to shower so I grab my plate got to the bread box on the counter but I find out at the worst possible time Chorus that my toaster is just too small to fit half a bagel in each side why toaster have you at all if you can't hold the whole thing in there? it won't fit there I'm in despair Verse 2 I head to the organic grocery market I go to instead you pay a little more but they have fancy bread but when I go to try and warm it I find out at the worst possible time Chorus That my toaster is just too small to fit fancy bread in each side Why toaster have you at all if you can't hold the good stuff in there? It won't fit there I'm in despair again Bridge Do I cut the ends? Do I flatten it with my hands? Do I shove it in? Or do I have to change my plans? Chorus that my toaster is just too small to fit half a bagel in each side why toaster have you at all if you can't hold the whole thing in there? it won't fit there I'm in despair

#364/367 - 12/29/2024

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